walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need

Lol I remember back in high school I would see classmates try to get conversational about politics n shit.

They just basically repeated everything they heard on CNN or Fox News the previous night.

It was so hilarious that one time I saw someone with a Bill O’Reilly book in my sociology class. I scoofed and laughed at em when I first noticed it.

The whole time I was like “just stop we are all in fucking high school ur not cool”